My daddy has a lab in the Confederation
He told me "come around for your summer vacation"
Now I know lots of guys go there to study matter
I'm gonna find that sweet one
And teach him more...
Much more than daddy knows

I'm gonna have some fun [in daddy's lab]
pushing all the buttons [in daddy's lab]
I'm gonna be a star [in daddy's lab]
breaking all the hearts [in daddy's lab]
I'm gonna go to play at hunting zed-zeros
mess around with the quarks
scatter protons all over
and hide with you behind the racks

Don't wanna visit Rome, don't wanna die in Venice
Don't care for Wimbledon, and all the stars of tennis
I only like those guys who live to study matter
I'm gonna find my sweet one
And teach him more...
Much more than daddy knows

I'm gonna have some fun [in daddy's lab]
pushing all the buttons [in daddy's lab]
I'm gonna be a star [in daddy's lab]
breaking all the hearts [in daddy's lab]
I'm gonna go to play at hunting zed-zeros
mess around with the quarks
scatter protons all over
and hide with you behind the racks